Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events Quotes
Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy-looking bunch. Why so glum?
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died.
Count Olaf: Ah yes. How very, very tragic. Wait! Wait! Give me that line again, while it's fresh in my head.
Klaus Baudelaire: Our... parents just died?
Count Olaf: [not acting very well] Yes. Very horrible.
Sunny: [in baby talk] What a schmuck!
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died.
Count Olaf: Ah yes. How very, very tragic. Wait! Wait! Give me that line again, while it's fresh in my head.
Klaus Baudelaire: Our... parents just died?
Count Olaf: [not acting very well] Yes. Very horrible.
Sunny: [in baby talk] What a schmuck!
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Klaus Baudelaire: Do you think anything will ever feel like home again? [Violet ties up her hair]
Lemony Snicket: [narrating] Sanctuary... is a word which here means a small, safe place in a troubling world. Like an oasis in a vast desert or an island in a stormy sea.
Lemony Snicket: [narrating] Sanctuary... is a word which here means a small, safe place in a troubling world. Like an oasis in a vast desert or an island in a stormy sea.
Movie: Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events
Count Olaf: All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.
Movie: Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events
Count Olaf: Hello, I'm looking for Dr. Montgomery Montgomery. My name is Stephano, I am an Italian man.
Movie: Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events
Lemony Snicket: [narrating] In a world of abandoned items and discarded materials, Violet knew there was always something. Something she could fashion into nearly any device, for nearly every occasion.
Movie: Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events
[Jim Carrey sings a sea shanty as Captain Sham towards the end of the end credits]
Count Olaf: Oh, the Captain loved the ladies / But he dragged himself a wife / Now he's wishin' he was fishin' / But he's on the hook for life.
Count Olaf: Well, I guess he shouldn't 've oughta / But he drowned her in the water / And then a flounder downed her / That's why they never found her.
Count Olaf: Oh, the Captain loved the ladies / But he dragged himself a wife / Now he's wishin' he was fishin' / But he's on the hook for life.
Count Olaf: Well, I guess he shouldn't 've oughta / But he drowned her in the water / And then a flounder downed her / That's why they never found her.
Movie: Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events