Last Exit Quotes

Nigel: What do you know about reality?
The Scottish barmaid: Well the reality I know is that talking to you is like licking piss off a nettle.
The Scottish barmaid: you've got to loosen up, are you sure you won't have a drink with me later?
Nigel: [she pulls a single baked bean from Nigel's hair] A bean. [pause]
Nigel: And I'm married.

Movie: Last Exit