I, Max Quotes

Max: [talking to Jindraike with voiceover effect and pretending to do kung fu] I do not fear your dark powers, bald one.

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Max Headroom: I sense a prob-prob-prob-problem here! Why the long face? Hmm? Hmm?
Theora Jones: I think I lost my brother.
Max Headroom: Have you ch-ch-ch-checked your pockets?
Theora Jones: Max, it's not funny.
Max Headroom: Sorry. [Max inhales]
Max Headroom: Sorry. [Max inhales, Max inhales]

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Max Payne: [walking in room filled with bodies] Like always, the dead had all the answers I was missing. It wasn't that they weren't eager to talk. Quite the contrary. The dead had plenty to say. And once they started, they would never shut up. Their words would keep you awake at night. The bodies, all the evidence of all the murders the cleaners had done, all the answers. It would take days to dig through it.

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Vladamir: Bang! You're dead Max Payne.
Max Payne: [narrating] I would have laughed, if I could have remembered how.
Max Payne: What's this supposed to be, Cops and Robbers? Look, you want something with me, get in line.

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[the Kid is handcuffed to a car that's about to explode]
Max: The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go. [the hacksaw is dropped next to The Kid, and Max limps off]

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