Just Shoot Me! Quotes

[Jack is complaining about his problems with Maya to Dennis]
Dennis: Let's try a little word association. Boring.
Jack: Mundane.
Dennis: Endless.
Jack: Eternal.
Dennis: Outside-of-job responsibilities.
Jack: [pause] Fired.

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Dennis: Oh, I just remembered. You're boring. And my legs work.

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Dennis: Ooh, a sex dream. How was I?
Maya: Absent.

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Wally: Hello, and welcome to Wallyphone. If you are Maya Gallo and have an excuse for blowing me off, press one now.

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