Conspiracy Theory Quotes

Alice Sutton: How did you know this was my car?
Jerry: I didn't. It was just a lucky guess. Look, I feel kinda naked. Could we get outta here?
Alice Sutton: Please don't tell me you're naked back there.
Jerry: No, it's just a figure of speech, could we go? Please?
Alice Sutton: Yeah, OK, OK.

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Dr. Jonas: Have you ever been a place where hope was gone? Where all that's left is patience?

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Jerry Fletcher: The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis.

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Jerry: GET BACK you damn, dumb, complicit sons of *****es! You're looking for a man with NO NOSE! Not me, not me!

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Jerry: I'm only paranoid because they want me dead.

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[last lines]
Jerry Fletcher: [starts singing] I need you, baby. To warm the lonely nights... [Flip and Lowry join in: ... Oh pretty baby... ]
Jerry Fletcher: We got a future.

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