Just My Luck Quotes
Party Detective: Ashley Albright?
Ashley Albright: I'm afraid to say yes.
Party Detective: You're under arrest.
Ashley Albright: Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress?
Ashley Albright: I'm afraid to say yes.
Party Detective: You're under arrest.
Ashley Albright: Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress?
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Jake Hardin: Look, I know a job if you're looking for one.
Ashley Albright: Really? What's the scam?
Jake Hardin: No scam.
Ashley Albright: Well, do you want me to join your religion or something?
Jake Hardin: No, no religion stuff. It's just a job. You know, a bad job. Crummy pay for crummy hours.
Ashley Albright: It still doesn't answer my question: What's the scam?
Jake Hardin: Let's just say I know what it's like to be S.O.L.
Ashley Albright: "S.O.L."?
Jake Hardin: "Shit out of luck".
Ashley Albright: What makes you think I'm S.O.L.? Just because I spilt the salt back there?
Jake Hardin: [points to the "Wet Paint" sign on the bench that Ashley is sitting on] Yeah.
Ashley Albright: [groans] Oh...
Jake Hardin: Look, where you are now.... I've been there. Been there? I lived there. I was kinda the Mayor of there. [laughs]
Jake Hardin: I'm Jake.
Ashley Albright: Ashley. Oh, God.
Jake Hardin: No, you got it.
Ashley Albright: Oh, my gosh.
Jake Hardin: Looks great on you.
Ashley Albright: Can anything else... I mean, to be honest, I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now.
Jake Hardin: For this one, I think you'll be fine.
Ashley Albright: Okay.
Jake Hardin: Want to check it out?
Ashley Albright: Why are you so nice?
Jake Hardin: What? Look, I mean, shit
Ashley Albright: Really? What's the scam?
Jake Hardin: No scam.
Ashley Albright: Well, do you want me to join your religion or something?
Jake Hardin: No, no religion stuff. It's just a job. You know, a bad job. Crummy pay for crummy hours.
Ashley Albright: It still doesn't answer my question: What's the scam?
Jake Hardin: Let's just say I know what it's like to be S.O.L.
Ashley Albright: "S.O.L."?
Jake Hardin: "Shit out of luck".
Ashley Albright: What makes you think I'm S.O.L.? Just because I spilt the salt back there?
Jake Hardin: [points to the "Wet Paint" sign on the bench that Ashley is sitting on] Yeah.
Ashley Albright: [groans] Oh...
Jake Hardin: Look, where you are now.... I've been there. Been there? I lived there. I was kinda the Mayor of there. [laughs]
Jake Hardin: I'm Jake.
Ashley Albright: Ashley. Oh, God.
Jake Hardin: No, you got it.
Ashley Albright: Oh, my gosh.
Jake Hardin: Looks great on you.
Ashley Albright: Can anything else... I mean, to be honest, I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now.
Jake Hardin: For this one, I think you'll be fine.
Ashley Albright: Okay.
Jake Hardin: Want to check it out?
Ashley Albright: Why are you so nice?
Jake Hardin: What? Look, I mean, shit
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Ashley Albright: [to Maggie and Dana] Ta-dah! Last one in stock and just my size. Lucky, huh?
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Ashley Albright: Jake... Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash.
Dana: Uh-uh.
Ashley Albright: Yes!
Dana: No!
Ashley Albright: Yes!
Ashley Albright: No!
Ashley Albright: Yes.
Dana: Yes. That's great. He's hot.
Ashley Albright: You don't understand. If I kiss Jake, it's hello fabulous carefree life.
Dana: And that's a problem.
Dana: Uh-uh.
Ashley Albright: Yes!
Dana: No!
Ashley Albright: Yes!
Ashley Albright: No!
Ashley Albright: Yes.
Dana: Yes. That's great. He's hot.
Ashley Albright: You don't understand. If I kiss Jake, it's hello fabulous carefree life.
Dana: And that's a problem.
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Ashley Albright: Taxi! [a mass of taxi's stop]
Ashley Albright: Sorry, I was just checking something.
Ashley Albright: Sorry, I was just checking something.
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Jake Hardin: [sees Ashley put in one side of the light bulb] Oh see. She should've turned the light off because now she's going to be...
Ashley Albright: [light sparks] AAAAAAAAAA!
Jake Hardin: ...electrocuted.
Ashley Albright: [light sparks] AAAAAAAAAA!
Jake Hardin: ...electrocuted.
Movie: Just My Luck