Judge Judy Quotes

Judge Judy: ...That's going to be the most expensive curse word you ever said!

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Judge Judy: ...This is your aggravation. Not his. He doesn't want your aggravation. Byrd doesn't want your aggravation... [to the bailiff]
Judge Judy: ... Do you, Byrd?

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Judge Judy: So far this case is going in your favor, madam; does it look like I need any help?... THEN SHUT UP!

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Judge Judy: ...I've got a message for all you single people out there, in the audience, so listen to me very carefully - Aside from no joint bank accounts, no joint credit cards, no joint visas until you're married, take this home with you: NEVER cosign on anybody's behalf for anything, and I mean NOT EVER! [to the plaintiff]
Judge Judy: Having said that, I think you should have brought your case to me sooner.

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Plaintiff: He signed me a promissory note...
Judge Judy: I don't care if he signed you the Declaration of Independence!

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