Timon and Pumbaa Quotes

Pumbaa: Gee, Timon, all this water out here is shallow.
Timon: I can see that, Pumbaa.
Pumbaa: And you were going through all that trouble to get across the water.
Timon: Yes, I know.
Pumbaa: When you could have walked across all this water easy as pie?
Timon: Yes, I know.
Pumbaa: Easy as falling off a log? Easy as spitting? Easy as saying Jack Robinson? Easy as 1, 2, 3? Easy as...
Timon: [shouts] Yes, I know, Pumbaa!

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Pumbaa: Man, what a fathead. Hey Timon, I bet all his hats were afraid of him.

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Pumbaa: Wow! Wasn't that great how the nice man helped save your life, Timon? Wasn't it? Wasn't it? Wasn't it?
Timon: Yeah, Pumbaa. Ya know that's just the sorta thing that makes you want to trust a guy.
Pumbaa: So do you trust him now? Do ya?
Timon: No.

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Pumbaa: He's gonna hurt us, Timon! You've got to do something!
Timon: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?
Pumbaa: I don't think that would work in this kind of situation, Timon.

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Pumbaa: Timon, does this make me look fat?
Timon: Yes!
Pumbaa: You didn't even look!

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Timon: Clearly there must be an easier way of getting out there rather than straping ducks to my feet.
Pumbaa: Like, say... A boat?
Timon: Don't interupt, Pumbaa, I'm making a piont. Now, our little duck friends gave me an idea and I'll give you a hint as to what it is. Ahem. What do birds have that you and I do not have?
Pumbaa: Feathers?
Timon: Guess again.
Pumbaa: Beaks?
Timon: Guess again.
Pumbaa: Claws?
Timon: No, Pumbaa, guess once more.
Pumbaa: Nests?
Timon: One more guess.
Pumbaa: Eggs?
Timon: No.
Pumbaa: Intelligence?
Timon: No!
Pumbaa: Girlfriends?
Timon: No! Wings!

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