Moesha Quotes

Moesha: David, you handled him really well! Have you ever thought about doing stand-up?
David: I AM standing up.

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Moesha: [telling Hakeem about her dislike of Dee] I'm the one who's been taking care of everyone around here for the past three years. Cookin', cleanin', raisin' that knucklehead Myles. Shoot, I dang near raised you!

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Moesha: Listen to this resume I wrote for Hakeem.
Kim: Okay.
Moesha: Hakeem Campbell: Crenshaw High honor student.
Kim: Honor student? Maybe honorary.

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Moesha: You know I can dance like Janet.
Niecy: Yup - Reno.

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Moesha: I don't look like Brandy! I'm cuter than her.

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Myles: I want to get a job.
Moesha: Now Myles, you know the circus is *not* in town.

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