Ishtar Quotes

Camel Seller's Translator: He says he will sell you a blind camel. He says he also knows of a camel with a crippled leg and no teeth. Would you like a dead camel?

Movie: Ishtar
CIA Agent: The KGB is here. I recognize two agents.
CIA Agent: The ones dressed as Texans?
CIA Agent: No. The ones dressed as Arabs. The ones dressed as Texans are Arab agents. I also recognize two guys from Turkish intelligence.
CIA Agent: Which ones? The ones in the Hawaiian shirts?
CIA Agent: No, the Bermuda shorts. The ones in the Hawaiian shirts are tourists.

Movie: Ishtar
Chuck Clarke: Take one sip at a time. That water has to last you about another 48 minutes.
Lyle Rogers: Why, what happens then?
Chuck Clarke: We run out of water.

Movie: Ishtar