Dave Chappelle - Killin Them Softly Quotes
David Chappelle: Then they had the nerve to put a pimp on there. Now, they didn't go out and say he was a pimp. I know a pimp when I see one. They called him, The Count. He had a cape on and everything. On the show you see him pimping. *****, where is my money. You've been late 4 times, I've been counting. How many times must I smack you before you act right. *Smack*One, *Smack*Two, Two smacks, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
TV Show: Dave Chappelle - Killin Them Softly
David Chappelle: You'll be walking down the street and you'll see a bunch of black dudes walking, not just any old black dudes, we're talking 'thugs'. And in the group, they got one, or two, sometimes as many as three white guys with them, you ever seen that ****? Well let me tell you something about those white guys. Those white guys are the most dangerous mother****ers in them groups. it's true, man. there's no telling what kind of crazy **** they've done to get them black dudes respect, but i'll tell you they've done some wild ****.
TV Show: Dave Chappelle - Killin Them Softly