Horror Hayride Quotes

Arvid: Road block, Webb.
Webb Wilder: Not again.
Arvid: I told ya', you get you one o' them cellulite telephones, we wouldn't be havin' all these roadside beat and greet sessions.
Webb Wilder: Aw, don't get your panties in a wad.

Movie: Horror Hayride
Dr. Barbara Slovine: You were quite the diplomat at the task force screening today, Webb. I'm surprised by your appreciation of the significance of Briley's work.
Webb Wilder: I'm kinda' surprised myself... Well, Picasso was a rude twerp too, but he painted some pretty pictures.
Dr. Barbara Slovine: Yeah, but he also said there are two kinds of women; goddesses and doormats.
Webb Wilder: Well he's obviously never been to music city before. Even the ugly women are good lookin' here, and you Dr. Barbara, you sure as Hell aint no doormat.
Dr. Barbara Slovine: I'm glad you still think so.

Movie: Horror Hayride
Webb Wilder: Two and a half hours a Tarkovsky rip-off, 'Bones in the Kudzu' left me feeling visually stimulated, but cold. The second opus, 'SlugTrail', seemed to be a breakthrough; a veritable feast of texture and nuance, the artiface of technique gave way to richer subtleties of character and metaphor. I gave it a thumb up. Travis only offered a finger.

Movie: Horror Hayride