Herman's Head Quotes
Herman Brooks: Rebecca Woods. She was the most beautiful freshman on campus.
Jay Nichols: Did ya bag her?
Herman Brooks: Jay, I don't bag women.
Jay Nichols: I'm sorry. Did ya nail her?
Jay Nichols: Did ya bag her?
Herman Brooks: Jay, I don't bag women.
Jay Nichols: I'm sorry. Did ya nail her?
Movie: Herman's Head
[seeing each other nude for the first time]
Louise: Wow, Jay, I always knew you had one, but I didn't realize it was so small!
Jay: Hey!
Louise: Oh, no. I meant your appendectomy scar! That... very nice.
Louise: Wow, Jay, I always knew you had one, but I didn't realize it was so small!
Jay: Hey!
Louise: Oh, no. I meant your appendectomy scar! That... very nice.
Movie: Herman's Head
[speaking of his impotence]
Herman: I'm having a little trouble..."hoisting my mainsail."
Jay: You have a boat?
Herman: I'm having a little trouble..."hoisting my mainsail."
Jay: You have a boat?
Movie: Herman's Head