Hedwig and the Angry Inch Quotes

Hansel: Jesus says the darndest things.
Hedwig: [slaps Hansel] Don't you ever mention that name to me again.
Hansel: But he died for our sins.
Hedwig: So did Hitler!
Hansel: Eh?

Movie: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Hedwig: Our apartment was so small, that mother made me play in the oven. Late at night I would listen to the voices of the American masters, Tony Tennille, Debby Boone, Anne Murray who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. And then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada. These artists, they left as deep an impression on me as that oven rack did on my face. To be an American in muskrat love, soft as an easy chair not even the chair, I am I said, have I never been mellow? And the colored girls sing... doo do doo do doo do doo... but never with the melody. How could I do it better than Tony or Lou... HEY BOY, TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!

Movie: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Hansel: Jesus says the darndest things.
Hedwig: [slaps Hansel] Don't you ever mention that name to me again.
Hansel: But he died for our sins.
Hedwig: So did Hitler!
Hansel: Eh?

Movie: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Hedwig: Don't you know me Kansas City? I'm the new Berlin Wall. Try and tear me down!

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Krzysztof: Miss Hedwig, can we eat the salad now?

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[someone is singing I Will Always Love You in the background]
Tommy: What do you think? Do you think love lasts forever?
Hedwig: No, but this song does.

Movie: Hedwig and the Angry Inch