Conkers Bad Fur Day (VG) Quotes
Birdy: Right, you need a manual. I can give you one for a price...
Conker: How much?
Birdy: Got any mexi-pax?
Conker: What?
Birdy: Don't matter...
Conker: How much?
Birdy: Got any mexi-pax?
Conker: What?
Birdy: Don't matter...
Movie: Conkers Bad Fur Day (VG)
Conker: Oh finally, now this is more like it, an appreciative audience at last, somebody's pleased to see me [waving to the crowd]
Conker: Yeh i know, i'm great, Yeh, Oh! I knew it was too good to be true.
Bugga: [talks to Jugga about his Big Boner and sees Conker in the arena] Who is this? [camera zooms in on Conker]
Bugga: A Squirrel [cheers to the crowd]
Bugga: Send in Fangy. Saturday Matinee.
Conker: Hum, Not quite sure what's going on here but there seems to be a door over there so i think i'll just mosey on over and say my farewells. [Sees a caveman walking with two other cavemen and the two cavemen hop down while the other walks back]
Conker: [walks to one of the cavemen] Oh Hi, You're going this way too, I take it. I'll just wait here and follow you guys. Oh this doesn't sound good. [the cavemen thinks what the... while a raptor comes out of the door which is in front of them]
Conker: [Bugga and Jugga laugh]
Bugga: Brown Loincloth Time! [they watch as a caveman getting ripped apart by the raptor]
Conker: Oh, Is that the time? I gotta scoot.
Conker: Yeh i know, i'm great, Yeh, Oh! I knew it was too good to be true.
Bugga: [talks to Jugga about his Big Boner and sees Conker in the arena] Who is this? [camera zooms in on Conker]
Bugga: A Squirrel [cheers to the crowd]
Bugga: Send in Fangy. Saturday Matinee.
Conker: Hum, Not quite sure what's going on here but there seems to be a door over there so i think i'll just mosey on over and say my farewells. [Sees a caveman walking with two other cavemen and the two cavemen hop down while the other walks back]
Conker: [walks to one of the cavemen] Oh Hi, You're going this way too, I take it. I'll just wait here and follow you guys. Oh this doesn't sound good. [the cavemen thinks what the... while a raptor comes out of the door which is in front of them]
Conker: [Bugga and Jugga laugh]
Bugga: Brown Loincloth Time! [they watch as a caveman getting ripped apart by the raptor]
Conker: Oh, Is that the time? I gotta scoot.
Movie: Conkers Bad Fur Day (VG)
Fire Imp 1: You up for this job?
Fire Imp 2: Is he up for this job? Press that button.
Fire Imp 1: The one with the...
Fire Imp 2: Yeah. Press it. [brass balls fall out]
Fire Imp 1: Whoa. I see what you mean.
Fire Imp 2: Is he up for this job? Press that button.
Fire Imp 1: The one with the...
Fire Imp 2: Yeah. Press it. [brass balls fall out]
Fire Imp 1: Whoa. I see what you mean.
Movie: Conkers Bad Fur Day (VG)
King Bee: You know, in my own country, I am a king!
Conker: Oh, really?
King Bee: Yeah... that ***** threw me out. Apparently, the hive keeps getting stolen. I don't care. Couldn't fit in the ****ing thing anyway, seen how fat she is... *****!
Conker: Oh, really?
King Bee: Yeah... that ***** threw me out. Apparently, the hive keeps getting stolen. I don't care. Couldn't fit in the ****ing thing anyway, seen how fat she is... *****!
Movie: Conkers Bad Fur Day (VG)
The Great Mighty Poo: Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done! I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could destroyed my beautiful clagginess! Ah! I'm going! Oh! Ahh! No! Aaaaaaah!
Conker: Huh huh! Now that's what I call a bowel movement!
Conker: Huh huh! Now that's what I call a bowel movement!
Movie: Conkers Bad Fur Day (VG)