Head Quotes

Beavis: Ah, shut up, Butt-Head! Keep that up, and I'm gon' put the smackdown on yo ass, biatch!

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Kenan Rockmore: What's cookin', man?
Kel Kimble: Sticks. Want some? [takes a bite]
Kenan Rockmore: No, I prefer to eat things that are food.

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Max Landsberger: Lesson No.1: beware of the furniture movers. When the axe falls, they're usually the first to know. People see them coming and they ****.

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Squatt: It was quite a showdown! I thought the Black Ranger was finished!
Lord Zedd: Yes... but as usual, his pathetic Power Friends came to his aid.

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[watching the video for "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains]
Butt-head: Check it out. They put this dude in a fence.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Fences are cool.
Butt-head: Especially electric fences.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. [starts busting a rhyme]
Beavis: When I was little and had no sense, I took a whizz on an electric fence. It hurt so bad, It shocked my balls. Then I took a crap in my overalls.
Butt-head: Woah. That was pretty cool.
Beavis: Yeah. Heh-heh-heh. Yeah.

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Tom: There is no God here.

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Lenny: Wow, this place is sweet! Too bad for you guys there's only two chicks.
Bruce: Huh. And why's that?
Lenny: Because they're both going to be in my tent tonight, and you two are going to be all cold, and crying like bitches!

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Lenny: So, how many rangers are up this way, y'know, just in case of an attack by [in a demonic voice]
Lenny: The Devil?
Ranger: Me 'til Monday. But don't get smart - I have a gun. Just keep your head on straight, and if I smell weed tonight, I'll throw you out!

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Vicki: Hey, I'm gonna run into town with Tom. You guys need anything?
Lenny: [off-screen]ASPRIN!
Vicki: Okay, Len!

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Nelly: [off-screen]HEADS!

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