Candy Quotes
Candy: Once upon a time, there was a Candy and Dan... Things were very hot that year... All the wax was melting on the trees... He would climb balconies, climb everywhere. Do anything for her... Oh Danny boy. Thousands of birds. The tiniest birds adorned her hair... Everything was golden... One night the bed caught fire... He was handsome, and a very good criminal... We lived on sunlight and chocolate bars... It was the afternoon of extravagant delight... Danny, the Daredevil... Candy went missing... The day's last rays of sunshine cruise like sharks..."I wanna try it your way this time!" You came into my life really fast, and I liked it. We squelched in the mud of our joy. I was wet thighed with the surrender... Then there was a gap in things... And the whole earth tilted... This is the business. This is what we're after. With you inside me... Comes the hatch of death...
Movie: Candy
Placebo Patient: No. It's been two weeks and I don't feel any different. All I've done is gain eight pounds. Now, what's in this?
Baxter: Oh, a little of this and a little of that. Open
Placebo Patient: It's sugar isn't it? [shouts]
Placebo Patient: I'm in the placebo group.
Baxter: Oh, a little of this and a little of that. Open
Placebo Patient: It's sugar isn't it? [shouts]
Placebo Patient: I'm in the placebo group.
Movie: Candy
Principal Onyx Blackman: Stop by the nurse's office after lunch to pick up your free uniforms. And then stop by my office to pick up the nutty goodbars that you'll all be selling to pay for your free uniforms.
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Sara Blank: Did you by any chance wipe your ass on our bathroom towels?
Jerri Blank: Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sara Blank: Yes, Jerri.
Jerri Blank: You have the huevos mas grandes trying to make me look like some filthy animal in front of my super-cool friend Fran.
Sara Blank: Did you do it?
Jerri Blank: Yes... I was in a hurry.
Jerri Blank: Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sara Blank: Yes, Jerri.
Jerri Blank: You have the huevos mas grandes trying to make me look like some filthy animal in front of my super-cool friend Fran.
Sara Blank: Did you do it?
Jerri Blank: Yes... I was in a hurry.
Movie: Candy
Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?
Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.
Scientist: You just don't get it here! Huhoooo!
Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?
Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.
Scientist: You just don't get it here! Huhoooo!
Movie: Candy