He Died with a Felafel in His Hand Quotes

Danny: Tyler, These friends of yours. They wouldn't be by any chance Nazi's would they?
Taylor: ...I prefer to call them politically challenged.

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Sam: Don't you find me attractive?
Danny: Of course I find you attractive.
Sam: Well then?
Danny: Well we're mates. You can't sleep with your mates, it's one of the unwritten rules of the moral code of mateship.
Sam: I didn't know there were any unwritten rules of the moral code of mateship.
Danny: Oh yeah, they're the biggies. No sleeping with a mate, no sleeping with a mate's girlfriend, no urinating on a mate's car. It's column of salt sort of stuff, Sodom and Ghomorra and all that.

Movie: He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
Welfare Officer: A writer. You're a writer?
Danny: I'm a writer.
Welfare Officer: I worked at Burger King for three years before getting this job. I've got an arts degree. If we get you a job that says you lick toilet bowls, then that's what you do, you lick toilet bowls. Ha. A writer. Jesus.

Movie: He Died with a Felafel in His Hand