Attention Scum Quotes
The League Against Tedium: I remember when I posed as a customs officer to meet Oscar Wilde. Have you anything to declare? I enquired. I have nothing to declare but my genius, he replied. I shall put that down as 'nothing', then, shall I? I said. For I am the wittiest man on Earth bar none, and have two sharp fists to prove it.
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The League Against Tedium: And you say, He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword. O indeed so! Likewise he who lives by the pen, or by the fax machine, or by the word processor - all shall die by the sword! Only he who lives by the tank shall remain immune.
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The League Against Tedium: A fool and his money are easily parted, but they often retain their hair well into their fifties.
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The League Against Tedium: "Cleanliness is next to godliness," you claim. Indeed. And the chip shop is next to the hairdresser's. It does not persuade me to visit either.
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