Haunted Honeymoon Quotes

Aunt Kate: Where's Francis Jr.?
Francis Abbot Sr.: I don't know, Kate. He told me he was coming up this afternoon. I thought sure he'd be here in time for dinner.
Aunt Kate: One of my dresses is missing. Has he been at it again?
Francis Abbot Sr.: No! [stammering]
Francis Abbot Sr.: Uh, n-n-no no I.
Francis Abbot Sr.: [explaining to Vickie] My son does this wonderful impression of Aunt Kate. He's got her voice down to a tee. And well, sometimes he likes to, uh, put on one of Aunt Kate's dresses to entertain at family gatherings.
Vickie Pearle: I see.
Francis Abbot Sr.: [upbeat] Oh, you should have seen him last Christmas. Such fun.
Aunt Kate: [sarcastic] Yes. And when the police dragged him out of the ladies room at Sach's Fifth Avenue, *that* was fun.

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Larry Abbot: Now you think this would frighten me. Well it doesn't. Because I know this is just a filthy figment of my diseased imagination. All I have to do is simply reach out my hand and touch it!

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Vickie Pearle: I love your lipstick, what's it called?
Sylvia: Pink Passion! [they laugh awkwardly]
Vickie Pearle: Well quit passion it around!

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Vickie Pearle: Beat it! While you're still healthy.

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[last lines]
The Host: Before you all settle back into the cozy comfort of a happy ending, let me ask you one question: are you so sure that our story has ended? Hmmm? Until next time, this is your host wishing you... pleasant dreams... [chuckles wickedly]

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