Happy Endings Are a Rarity Quotes

Landon: You know you're not actually gonna find anything in the fridge, right?
'Officer' Jack Mindenhall: I definitely just found some beer here, Landon. Thanks.

Movie: Happy Endings Are a Rarity
'Officer' Jack Mindenhall: Well, I guess that's it then, huh?
Landon: What, that's it?
'Officer' Jack Mindenhall: Yeah. Am I supposed to call the SWAT team in because I found some piles of shit in your hallway?

Movie: Happy Endings Are a Rarity
Landon: [annoyed]Ya need anything, Rodney?
Rodney: Well, I was kinda wonderin' if you was gonna hand me over one of them streusel things, if ya... [Landon throws him a pastry]
Rodney: Well, hell yeah! Thank ya! Well, uh, I'll see ya later, Lando.
Landon: Bye, Rodney.

Movie: Happy Endings Are a Rarity