Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Quotes

Doghan-Dagui: We know how humans work.
Doghan-Dagui: They're all so predictable.
Sergeant Laureline: Clearly you've never met a woman.

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Bubble: I'm afraid of a kiss, like a kiss from a bee.

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Major Valerian: Bring on the beach!

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Sergeant Laureline: Can I help? I'm a good driver.

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Igon Siruss: I'm fighting for a noble cause, too. Mine.

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Commander Arun Filitt: A soldier will always choose death over humiliation.

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Sergeant Laureline: It's our mission that doesn't make sense, sir.

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Bubble: So, what will it be, soldier?

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Sergeant Laureline: I didn't come here to get a makeover.

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Jolly the Pimp: Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love, not war.

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Bubble: I leave you my Kingdom, take good care of it.

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Button Man: By the grace of God...

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Sergeant Laureline: I'd rather that you took me somewhere other than a giant trash can!

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Bubble: Bussing tables! Every artist's worst nightmare! Never mention this to anybody, okay?

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Bubble: I know all of Shakespeare by heart.

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[first lines] President of the World State Federation: [broadcast appearance]The Alpha intergalactic space station has reached critical mass in orbit. Its weight and size now poses a serious threat to mother Earth. In its great wisdom, the Central Committee has decided to use all resources necessary to release the space station from Earth's gravity. Its new course is set with the Magellan Current. Like the great explorer Magellan, the Alpha station will journey into the unknown. The symbol of our values and knowledge, it will carry a message of peace and unity to the furthest reaches of the universe. Our thoughts and prayers go with you. Godspeed, and good luck.

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Commander Arun Filitt: [defending his genocidal actions]Our council saw fit to protect citizens first and foremost. Is that not its duty? And mine. And yours! Or would you rather risk wrecking our economy for the sake of a bunch of...
Sergeant Laureline: Savages?
Commander Arun Filitt: You are totally under the influence of these creatures. Do not confuse the issue. [pointing at Doghan]
Commander Arun Filitt: He's the threat. He's the enemy.
Doghan-Dagui: [walks up undaunted nose to nose]*You* are your own worst enemy, Commander. Unless you make up with your past, you won't have a future.

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