Still Standing Quotes

Bill: Come on Judy, let's go brain storm.
Brian Miller: That'll be a light drizzle.

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Bill: I got you're favorite moooovviieee.
Judy: Oh, 'Terms of Endearment'?
Bill: I got you you're *second* favorite movie.
Judy: 'Fried Green Tomatoes'?
Bill: I got a moovvviieee.

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Joe: Many of the fathers of the constitution had slaves, but they wrote a document about freedom. Go figure! So you see, things are meant to change; we're all grown up now.

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Judy Miller: That was one rad eighties dance!
Bill Miller: Yeah, but back in the eighties, poppin' and lockin' didn't mean my shoulder poppin' and my back lockin'.
Judy Miller: Honey, don't worry about it; we'll drop some Advil later.

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Judy: Bill, why are you hosing down the backyard?
Bill: Simple. When our lesbian neighbors see how muddy and disgusting our backyard is, they'll give us that zoning permit to build a deck and a video of them playing shower games with each other.

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Judy: Lauren, do you have any idea what your brother's been doing with all his money?
Lauren Miller: Apparently, not hiding it as well as I hide mine.
Bill: You have money?
Lauren Miller: No.

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