Haggard Quotes

Bartenders: What the hell?
Valo: Oh, it's just Naked Dave.

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Falcone: I will tell you everything, I'll let you know. You'll be so much smarter. Girls are like... a lake, you know? Like, you can jump right in, get in there, and then you're all used to it and everything's great. But come winter time [snaps fingers]
Falcone: that ****'s ****in' frozen. Then you're ****ed. That's why I know the difference: I always pull out of it.
Valo: What are you talking about? This food is making you crazy.

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Glauren: I get all the free games I want. What can you offer me?
Ryan: I don't know how I can compete with free games, but how about my UTTER DEVOTION to you?
Glauren: That's so overrated.

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Glauren: I got a two o'clock.
Ryan Dunn: I am your two o'clock. You're a hairdresser, I got bad hair and I need you to cut it.
Glauren: You're an asshole.

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Squire Amos Haggard: Roderick, he is a young rascal and you are a gentleman, and a gentleman is judged by the company he keeps.
Roderick Haggard: Ah, you mean "birds of a feather," Father.
Squire Amos Haggard: Precisely.
Roderick Haggard: You mean if I'm seen drinking with someone shifty, shady, and degenerate, I shall be judged accordingly!
Squire Amos Haggard: Of course.
Roderick Haggard: Then I'll leave you, Father. [walks away]

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