Grand Theft Auto - Liberty City Stories (VG) Quotes

Lenny: [Razor noise in the background] Uh, yeah, uh Hello?
Lazlow Jones: Yes, hello, You're on Chatterbox. Eh, what's that noise?
Lenny: Uh, my names Lenny and I wanna talk about shaving.
Lazlow Jones: Ok, what's the trouble? You got a weird rash?
Lenny: Uh, um, there's no trouble. I just can't stop.
Lazlow Jones: Ugh, WHAT?
Lenny: I love it. I realized something really important.
Lazlow Jones: Oh, God...
Lenny: If you shave downstairs it looks a lot bigger. If you remove the brush, the tree looks massive!
Lazlow Jones: What are you talking about?
Lenny: Yeah man! Now I don't have to get surgery down there! I thought I would just share that with a few people. Come on Lazlow, don't tell me you haven't thought about it.
Lazlow Jones: Where do you get ideas like this?
Lenny: Like, my mom said-uh...
Lazlow Jones: All right. This shows going great! All right, this is Chatterbox. Whatever's on your mind. However big or small, just give me a call. Line 3...
Lenny: If you shave downstairs it looks a lot bigger.
Lazlow Jones: [Whimpering] Go away, PLEASE stop calling this show!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto - Liberty City Stories (VG)
Maria Latore: **** you, Salvatore Leone, you no dick bullying, wife beating, Italian piece of ****.
Salvatore Leone: **** me? **** you! In fact, everyone has!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto - Liberty City Stories (VG)
Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan supports compulsory buggery!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto - Liberty City Stories (VG)