Americas Sweethearts Quotes
Eddie: She gets a cottage and I get the shitty little suite?
Lee: She has an entourage.
Eddie: What about me?
Lee: You have an entourage?
Eddie: I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I *am* my own entourage!
Lee: She has an entourage.
Eddie: What about me?
Lee: You have an entourage?
Eddie: I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I *am* my own entourage!
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Gwen: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Eddie: Actually, it's a gun. [shoots her multiple times]
Eddie: Actually, it's a gun. [shoots her multiple times]
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Gwen: ...Oh, and Hector is very well endowed.
Hector: Almost too well endowed. I've had complaints. Literally.
Hector: Almost too well endowed. I've had complaints. Literally.
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Gwen: Eddie's really good... and he's my pillar of strength, you know. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah
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Lee: [Getting into Eddie's limo] How ya doing pal? How's it going?
Eddie: Great, I was just getting a pep talk from my driver.
Lee: Look, I'm orchestrating the arrival at the hotel. Do you want to go first or do you want Gwen to pull up first?
Eddie: Where did you come from?
Lee: Here, I'm riding with Gwen.
Eddie: [Turns around, excited] Gwen's back there?
Lee: Yes, now, first or second?
Eddie: Second.
Lee: Be right back [Gets out and goes to Gwen's limo]
Lee: He wants to go second.
Kiki: Let him go seccond.
Gwen: He can go second.
Gwen: No, wait a minute. He should go first. [to Kiki]
Gwen: I don't want to look like his opening act. [to Lee]
Gwen: I want to go second.
Kiki: She wants to go second.
Lee: Second it is. [Walks to Eddie's limo]
Lee: She wants to go second.
Eddie: Fine, let her go second. I don't care. That way she'll see the knife she stuck in my back.
Lee: Thank you [walks to Gwen's limo]
Lee: Okay?
Kiki: Second? We're all set.
Gwen: Who cares?
Kiki: She doesn't care.
Gwen: [to Kiki] Yes I do! [to Lee]
Gwen: I'm going first!
Lee: [Walks to Eddie's limo] You're going second.
Eddie
Eddie: Great, I was just getting a pep talk from my driver.
Lee: Look, I'm orchestrating the arrival at the hotel. Do you want to go first or do you want Gwen to pull up first?
Eddie: Where did you come from?
Lee: Here, I'm riding with Gwen.
Eddie: [Turns around, excited] Gwen's back there?
Lee: Yes, now, first or second?
Eddie: Second.
Lee: Be right back [Gets out and goes to Gwen's limo]
Lee: He wants to go second.
Kiki: Let him go seccond.
Gwen: He can go second.
Gwen: No, wait a minute. He should go first. [to Kiki]
Gwen: I don't want to look like his opening act. [to Lee]
Gwen: I want to go second.
Kiki: She wants to go second.
Lee: Second it is. [Walks to Eddie's limo]
Lee: She wants to go second.
Eddie: Fine, let her go second. I don't care. That way she'll see the knife she stuck in my back.
Lee: Thank you [walks to Gwen's limo]
Lee: Okay?
Kiki: Second? We're all set.
Gwen: Who cares?
Kiki: She doesn't care.
Gwen: [to Kiki] Yes I do! [to Lee]
Gwen: I'm going first!
Lee: [Walks to Eddie's limo] You're going second.
Eddie
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