Good Burger Quotes

Angry Customer: Can I get two Good Burgers?
Ed: Sorry, dude, I gotta go get 'em. Customers aren't allowed in back.
Angry Customer: Just give me two Good Burgers!
Ed: Dude, I can't just *give* you two Good Burgers. you hafta pay for 'em.
Angry Customer: [shouts] All right, that's it! I've had it up to *here* with Good Burger!

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Dexter: [on the roof of Mondo Burger] How do I get up there?
Ed: It's easy, you just jump on the burger, jump on the fries, then you hop on the cup, and shimmy up the straw.
Dexter: What is this, man, American Gladiators?

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Ed: [to a hungry dog] Here, have a Mondo burger... [dog barks at the burger]
Ed: What's wrong?
Dexter: I don't know, he sure does look hungry though.
Ed: [to the dog] Here, try a Good Burger. [dog eats the burger]
Ed: You see! I told you there was something wrong with Mondo Burger!
Dexter: [about the dog and the Mondo burger] He's definitely sensing something he doesn't like.

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Ed: This is where I come to think... I think.
Dexter: Funny, I never figured you as much of a thinker.

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Kurt: You make your sauce for Kurt.
Ed: Who's Kurt?
Kurt: I'm Kurt.
Ed: I'm Ed.
Kurt: I'm aware!
Ed: You said you were Kurt.

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Roxanne: Do you know what would be great on this corn dog?
Ed: A turtleneck?

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