Good Advice Quotes

Barry: [after getting yelled at by his wife while holding the phone] Yes, legs welded shut. ... And an eggroll, please.

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Donald Simpson: When I want something, Miss Henson, I usually get it.
Page Hensen: Well, you'll have to get it somewhere else. If you'll excuse me. [Page starts to exit the office]
Donald Simpson: You never wrestle with pigs, Miss Henson. You'll both get dirty. Only the pig likes it.
Page Hensen: Well, at least I know what species I'm dealing with. Good day, Mr. Simpson.

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Ryan: [writing as Cindy] The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.

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