Gilligans Island Quotes

Professor Roy Hinkley: Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule.
Thurston Howell III: Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!

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Professor Roy Hinkley: Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".
Professor Roy Hinkley: Alright, how many fathoms?
Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.

Movie: Gilligans Island
Professor Roy Hinkley: Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say feet. We say fathoms.
Professor Roy Hinkley: Alright, how many fathoms?
Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.

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The Millionaire's Wife: [after being exiled to the other side of the real Gilligan's Island] It seems that the classless billionaires won this.

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Thurston Howell III: What is this slop?
Skipper Jonas Grumby: It's Gilligan's own creation, Mr. Howell, It's coconut pot pie.

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[they are digging through a pile of dead fish, reaching into each of them searching for a diamond ring]
The Millionaire's Wife: I'm not used to this... normally I just have to swallow.

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