Gilgamesh Quotes

Special Agent Lars: Did you know they have a term for when two superpowers fire all of their rockets at one another, knowing full well that nothing could survive that blast, yet they do it anyway? It's called Mutually Assured Destruction.

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Kristen Murphy: From one nerd to another, Mr. President, there's a reason why both Napoleon and Hitler failed to conquer Russia.
Special Agent Lars: The terrain.

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Kristen Murphy: I know my history and men like you have always plagued the planet.

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Kristen Murphy: You're a monster.
Special Agent Lars: I am a monster. And so is your baby.
Kristen Murphy: Hey!
Special Agent Lars: You don't even know what you have inside of you, woman! Yet you defend it. The same type of stupid human compassion that your husband had when he freed that bitch.
Kristen Murphy: You're going to weaponize her...
Special Agent Lars: Her. Or your baby.
Kristen Murphy: You son-of-a-bitch!

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Special Agent Lars: Destroy the meteor, control the world.

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Special Agent Lars: We were out defeating Communism while you were just a twinkle in your father's eye.

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Special Agent Lars: She foresees our future. She requires the maximum amount of suffering for the human race. And one hot-as-fuck jungle night she emerged from the darkness before myself and Col. Meyers. Of course we had no rank back then. She promised us everlasting life. He didn't buy into any of that. But I did. And I accepted my life mission to bring forth that maximum amount of suffering. Quite frankly, I had thought she was the Lady of Fatima.

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Inanna: I have come for you, my pet. Leave this worthless dying planet with me.
David Murphy: Never in your wildest dreams!

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Inanna: Lars, you've done well to lead your people into damnation.

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Inanna: Do you really think that will stop me? I am so very close to becoming God. No weapon forged by man can stop me!
David Murphy: Do you really think that you're infallible? Because last time I checked, you were imprisoned for about a thousand years!
Inanna: That probably seems like a long time to you, you miserable speck of dirt! It is time for another billion years of death!

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Tortured Man: I love my country. [Valentina quickly punches him in the face multiple times]
Tortured Man: I... love my... country. [Valentina viciously beats his bloodied face to a pulp]
Tortured Man: I... love my... new leader... Lars. [Valentina wraps his tie around his neck and strangles him to death]

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