MADtv Quotes

Cloret: Who the hell is Count-less Va-john?
Countess Vaughn: It's actually Countess Vaughn. I'm on "The Parkers", it's on the UPN.
Cloret: You on the UPN? That explains why I ain't never seen't you.
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DMV Worker: Now turn and face the camera.
Ms. Swan: Live from New York...
DMV Worker: No! That's the wrong show.
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Edward: I don't get it!
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Marvin Tikvah: Shelly.
Shelly: What?
Marvin Tikvah: [lowering voice] Shelly. [pauses and takes a drink]
Marvin Tikvah: C'MON.
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Vancome Lady: Shaaa... You know what?
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Will Sasso: So who do you think is the biggest phony here tonight?
Laurence Fishburne: You are.
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