Ghost Busters Quotes

Dr Ray Stantz: [telling Winston, who is new to the team on how to place ghosts in the storage facility] Now, this is where we store all the vapors, entities and slimers we've captured, it's simple really, you just unlock the system, insert the trap, close, lock the system, set your entry grid, nutronize your field, and [pulls a lever and the green light comes on]
Dr Ray Stantz: The light is green, the trap is clean, the gohst is incarcerated here in our custom made storage facility.

Movie: Ghost Busters
Dr Ray Stantz: Are you okay?
Louis: Who are you guys?
Dr Ray Stantz: We're the Ghostbusters.
Louis: Who does your taxes?
Dr Ray Stantz: You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual.
Louis: I know!
Dr Ray Stantz: You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!
Louis: Felt great.
Dr. Egon Spengler: We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
Louis: Okay.

Movie: Ghost Busters
Dr. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?
Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol?
Librarian Alice: No.
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Library Administrator: What's has that got to do with it?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

Movie: Ghost Busters
Winston Zeddemore: Just because you had a bad day is no reason to take it out on Slimer.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't care! I don't like him! I've never liked him!
Dr. Egon Spengler: That could be part of the problem. Maybe he eats because he wants to feel accepted. Remember, he's a ghost living with four people whose job it is to bust ghosts. How would you feel?

Movie: Ghost Busters
[as Dana puts strings on her cello, Ray is being interviewed by Joe Frankin on television]
Joe Franklin: As they say in T.V., I'm sure there's one big question on everybody's mind, and I imagine you are the man to answer that. How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately?

Movie: Ghost Busters