Genius (V) Quotes

Margo: Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.
Dickie: It's not rap, it's mantras.
Margo: I was chanting mantras before you were born.
Dickie: [pause] You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.
Margo: That's pretty good, Dickie, that's pretty good.

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Sly: This isn't working.
Lexi: Well what do you expect? We're geniuses, not ninjas!

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Carl: [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth. [gasps in sudden realization]
Carl: I said *Macbeth*!

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Chris Knight: [to future employers] I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain, no penis.

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Sheen: Take it away Banjo playing boy!
Banjo Playing Boy: Ok [plays the banjo]
Banjo Playing Boy: Wow, I didn't know I could play this, I guess that's the magic of animation.

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[Jimmy and Cindy have switched bodies and are taking a pop quiz]
Cindy: The ant is a member of the vegetable family
Jimmy: Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub... [Later]
Miss Fowl: I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades
Cindy: There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick.
Jimmy: But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look.
Cindy: Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath? [Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk]

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