Rock Me, Baby Quotes

Beth: You've seen how tired I am. Sometimes I fall asleep in the middle of a chore.
Jimmy: Oh, so sex is a chore now?
Beth: Well you did put it on my to-do list.
Jimmy: Yeah, and I'm still waitin' for you to do me.

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Jimmy: All I'm a dad. I can't be doing drugs anymore.
Carl: Apparently you don't watch The Osbournes.

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Carl: That's just great. Great. Seven hour car ride with a baby. Pop in a John Tesh CD and I'm in Hell.

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Kevin: You're, like, this great wife and mom and you're the hottest woman I've ever talked to without being slapped or entering a credit card number.

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Monty: Ah, I lost something, Beth. I'm gonna go out and try to find it.
Beth: What?
Monty: My will to live.

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Pam: I'll stay here with Otie. You two go.
Beth: Pam, I can't leave you with a sick baby.
Pam: I know, but I had to pretend to offer.

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