Funny Quotes

Andy Farmer: [Andy and Elizabeth are showing Redbud to prospective buyers Bud and Betsy after hiring the town to act normal] This is going to cost us a fortune!
Elizabeth Farmer: The fifty-dollar bonus was YOUR idea.
Andy Farmer: [smiling] Little slice of heaven, isn't it, Bud?

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Cecil: It's gone! My headache's gone!

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Frank Zappa: What do you call a person from New Zealand with more than two girlfriends? A shepherd.

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Huffenpuff: [pointing to map of island shaped like a bikini-clad woman] To find the singing dinosaur, we have to sail under the Bridge of Bardot, then we sail under the Low-Low Bridge-ida, all the way around until we arrive at the singing dinosaur's island home; No-Bikini Atoll.
Cecil: NO-BIKINI ATOLL? WOW!

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Maggie Prescott: Let's give 'em the old pizazz!

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