Parenthood Quotes

Garry: What is it with all the women in this family, that makes all the men in this family wanna leave?

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Karen: He likes to butt things... with his head.
Nathan: How proud you must be.

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Larry Buckman: Is that Grandma?
Frank: Yeah, she's still alive.
Larry Buckman: Jeez Grandma, you got short.
Grandma: I'm shrinking!
Larry Buckman: Bummer!

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Tod: You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

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Tod: [interrupts foreplay to take out a picture camera] Now we can record our love.

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[after inhaling helium]
Grandma: When I was a girl, Grover Cleveland was president. Hehe!

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