Free Enterprise Quotes

Eric: Robert. Dude. Great party but... where are all your friends of color?

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Mark: [on Rob's love life] You're pathetic.
Robert: How's the Munchkin?
Mark: OK, I take it back.

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Robert: I don't believe it. It's Bill.
Mark: Okay, just be cool, don't stare, you'll go blind.
Robert: And he's perusing porno. All right! I gotta go over there and talk to him, man!
Mark: A... wha... wha... no. All over the world, from as far off as the Caspian sea, people have been running up to Bill and acting like idiots. Why must you be one of them?
Robert: Because NOW it's MY turn! I mean, don't you want to go over there and talk to him and see what he's like? I mean William Shatner made us who we are today!
Mark: Do you want to insult the man? Respect his space.
Robert: I do respect his space: it's the final frontier...
Mark: Just... just be dignified. You know, don't do anything stupid.

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Robert: I *hate* the fact that women do not give a shit how anything looks or sounds, as long as they can sing along with the lyrics.
Leila: [disgusted little noise]
Robert: All right, I'm sorry - I get a little carried away sometimes. But you know what, I can say the exact same thing about women and their obsession with their shoes.
Leila: That's a sexist comment.
Robert: Is it?
Leila: Yeah.
Robert: How many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet?
Leila: I don't know. Maybe, um...
Robert: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. What was that?
Leila: Fifty-three.
Robert: FIFTY-TH - and you're calling *me* crazy?
Leila: I don't know! Fifty-two, maybe? I'm, I'm not sure.
Robert: Whatever, Imelda! That's totally obscene! I've got two pairs of sneakers, a pair of Docs, and a pair of boots, that's it!
Leila: I don't expect you to understand.
Robert: Of course not, because it's totally ridiculous.
Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical.
Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.
Leila: What's wrong with that?
Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's *not* worth thirty K.

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