Foodfight! Quotes
Vlad Chocool: I am the undead. Alright? The undead, you-you're not dead, but you're not exactly living either. It's sorta like being in summer school.
Movie: Foodfight!
[Mr. Clipboard frantically walks in the supermarket]Mr. Leonard: May I help you?
Mr. Clipboard: You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative.
Mr. Leonard: I wasn't expecting any new products.
Mr. Clipboard: A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir...
Mr. Leonard: Brand X son? Never heard of it?
Mr. Clipboard: Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu... [Clipboard slaps himself with his clipboard]
Mr. Clipboard: -customers, won't know how they live without Brand X!
Mr. Leonard: E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space.
Mr. Clipboard: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space.
Mr. Clipboard: [makes frantic noises]
Mr. Clipboard: Wait until you get a *whiff* of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting! [throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it]
Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard! [Leonard looks at bag of chips]
Mr. Leonard: Never opened, never enjoyed.
Mr. Clipboard: You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative.
Mr. Leonard: I wasn't expecting any new products.
Mr. Clipboard: A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir...
Mr. Leonard: Brand X son? Never heard of it?
Mr. Clipboard: Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu... [Clipboard slaps himself with his clipboard]
Mr. Clipboard: -customers, won't know how they live without Brand X!
Mr. Leonard: E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space.
Mr. Clipboard: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space.
Mr. Clipboard: [makes frantic noises]
Mr. Clipboard: Wait until you get a *whiff* of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting! [throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it]
Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard! [Leonard looks at bag of chips]
Mr. Leonard: Never opened, never enjoyed.
Movie: Foodfight!
Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!
Mr. Leonard: Never opened. Never enjoyed.
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!
Mr. Leonard: Never opened. Never enjoyed.
Movie: Foodfight!
[first lines]Sweet Older Lady: Good night, Mr. Leonard. Don't work too late, now.
Mr. Leonard: Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark.
Mr. Leonard: Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark.
Movie: Foodfight!
Lady X: I always knew you were damaged goods. [she slaps Dex]
Dex Dogtective: I'm not the one who's gonna be puppy whipped, you cold farted itch.
Dex Dogtective: I'm not the one who's gonna be puppy whipped, you cold farted itch.
Movie: Foodfight!
Dex Dogtective: How did you get in and out of the store? You're an ike.
Lady X: Humans. When you look like this, you can get them to do anything. Size only counts for men.
Lady X: Humans. When you look like this, you can get them to do anything. Size only counts for men.
Movie: Foodfight!
Dex Dogtective: You better go easy on the potato juice before you get... chip-faced.
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[final lines]Dr. Si Nustrix: Dex is Jewish?
Daredevil Dan: Yeah, kosher.
Kung Tofu: Soy vay, who knew?
Daredevil Dan: Yeah, kosher.
Kung Tofu: Soy vay, who knew?
Movie: Foodfight!