Foodfight! Quote

[Mr. Clipboard frantically walks in the supermarket]Mr. Leonard: May I help you?
Mr. Clipboard: You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative.
Mr. Leonard: I wasn't expecting any new products.
Mr. Clipboard: A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir...
Mr. Leonard: Brand X son? Never heard of it?
Mr. Clipboard: Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu... [Clipboard slaps himself with his clipboard]
Mr. Clipboard: -customers, won't know how they live without Brand X!
Mr. Leonard: E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space.
Mr. Clipboard: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space.
Mr. Clipboard: [makes frantic noises]
Mr. Clipboard: Wait until you get a *whiff* of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting! [throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it]
Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard! [Leonard looks at bag of chips]
Mr. Leonard: Never opened, never enjoyed.

Movie: Foodfight!

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