Flambards Quotes

[Christina has arrived at Flambards to live there; she is not being made to feel welcome.]
Mark Russell: Good evening.
Christina Parsons: Good evening.
Mark Russell: Forgive the rudeness, but am I supposed to know who you are?
Christina Parsons: I'm Christina.
Mark Russell: Oh yes, good God, you're coming to live here or something, aren't you?
Christina Parsons: Those were my instructions, yes. [Mark takes a swig from a hip flask]
Christina Parsons: You must be Mark.
Mark Russell: Correct. Little brother William's upstairs - being put together again. [Mark looks at Christina's clothes]
Mark Russell: I get the impression you've dressed for dinner.
Christina Parsons: More or less, yes. That's what I've always been taught to do.
Mark Russell: Well just one thing - you'll probably have to get it ready yourself. You any good... with food?
Christina Parsons: Yes I'm very good, but you'll have to show me where the kitchen is.
Mark Russell: Oh, I didn't realise *I'd* have to do anything.

TV Show: Flambards