Filthy Rich and Catflap Quotes

Milkman: Look, I'm not a journalist, I'm a milkman.
Edward Catflap: Hey, he's right, you know, Richie. He can't be a journo, he hasn't got a stiffie.

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Richard Rich: We've got two problems. No food, and the Nolan Sisters. What should we do?
Edward Catflap: Eat the Nolans!

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Richard Rich: The Nolan sisters. My all time favourite four-tissue fantasy.

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Richard Rich: [Eddie is sleeping in Richie's bed] What's the matter with your bed?
Edward Catflap: It's covered in lager.
Richard Rich: You mean, you threw up on it.
Edward Catflap: There was a certain amount of unpleasantness, yeah. I don't see what you're so upset about, I've been very considerate. I could've easily thrown up on your bed and slept in my own.
Richard Rich: And what is wrong with the lavatory?
Edward Catflap: Richie. You know I hate sleeping in the lavatory, you can never get comfy.

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Richard Rich: Filthy, if this is some kind of joke...
Edward Catflap: Then it'll be the first one on the show this week!
Richard Rich: Shut up Eddie, we've had some super laughs already and the show's only just begun.

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