FAQs Quotes

Destiny: Child, I feel just like Mrs. Brady. So white. So suburban. I'm gonna have to get me a pert blonde wig, honey. 'Cause I just feel pert. Pert, pert, pert.

Movie: FAQs
Metacontrol Inspector: Doctor, what do you plan to do with her nails?
The surgeon: The same as always...
Metacontrol Inspector: Do you want them?... Come on, don't be shy. Do you want them or not?
Supervisor: Yes. This is the happiest day of my life.
Metacontrol Inspector: Fine. I will wait for you outside. Don't be too long, we haven't much time. And be more careful this time, don't swallow them.

Movie: FAQs