Fantozzi Quotes

Ugo Fantozzi: I didn't mean to kill your dog! I'll kill myself in the fish pond! [jumps in]
Signorina Silvani: What are you doing?
Ugo Fantozzi: I'm examining the temperature of the fish pond.
Ugo Fantozzi: Behold, all of you. I have given you fish [holds up two fish]
Ugo Fantozzi: and some fine white rice.

Movie: Fantozzi