Family Plots Quotes

Blanche: Don't start to fret, George, or our waterbed will be no fun at all tonight; as an actor, you should know that fretting will ruin a performance.
George: You don't have to worry about my performance tonight, honey - as a matter of fact, this very evening, you're gonna see a standing ovation!

Movie: Family Plots
Office Manager: You know what, you're an asshole, Dad!

Movie: Family Plots