Evan Almighty Quotes

Reporter: What makes you think God chose you?
Evan Baxter: He chose all of us.

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Evan Baxter: Do I know you?
God: Not as much as I'd like.

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Evan Baxter: Eugene said that Long cut corners on building codes.
Joan Baxter: What're you talking about?
Evan Baxter: The lake! Long Lake! It's named after him. It's the lake! [sees the dam starting to burst]
Evan Baxter: Everybody get on the ark now!

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God: I now issue a new commandment: Thou shalt do the dance.

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[from trailer]
Evan Baxter: [Looks into rearview, sees God who just appeared out of nowhere] AAGGGHHHHH! AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
God: [smiling] Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.

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