Eight Crazy Nights Quotes

Eleanore: All you people can bite my germ-free booty!

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Chinese Waiter: Ha! I love it! Now you go to jail and marry big smelly man!

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Davey Stone: Easy seizure boy!

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Davey Stone: Over there's my family home...
Jennifer: And the woods we used to roam...
Whitey: The only time I had sex was on the phone...
Phone Sex Lady: [Cut to room full of BDSM stuff and a subtitle that says 1-888-BOOBIES] But that was long ago.

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Jennifer: Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.

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