Edtv Quotes

Cynthia: We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke!

TV Show: Edtv
Whitaker: Cynthia, another word, and you may consider yourself fired.
Cynthia: Uh-oh. Can you gimme a hint? What word? Uh, *asshole*? *****head*? Is that - I bet that - is that one word or two though? I never can remember that. ****head.

TV Show: Edtv
[talking about Ed's dad]
Ed: He cheated on you?
Ed's mother: Well, he had medical problems, he said the woman he was with was a nurse.
Ed: And you believed him!
Ed's mother: Well, she had white shoes.
Ed: So does Grandma! So does Sahquille O-Neil!

TV Show: Edtv