E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial Quotes

E.T.: E.T. phone home.

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E.T.: [touching heart, about to leave Elliott forever] Ouuuuch!

Movie: E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial
Mary: A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?

Movie: E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial
Michael: We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

Movie: E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial
Tyler: We made it! Oh shit!

Movie: E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial
Tyler: [sarcastically] Hey, Elliott, where's your goblin?
Michael: Shut up.
Steve: Did he come back?
Pretty Young Girl: Hi, Elliott.
Greg: Well, did he?
Elliot: Yeah, he came back, but he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.
Steve: Ooh, as in extra-terrestrial!
Tyler: Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?
Greg: He doesn't get it, Ty.
Tyler: Get it, your anus?
Greg: He doesn't get it.
Elliot: You're so immature!
Greg: And you're such a cintus suprimus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Cintus suprimus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Cintus suprimus!
Elliot: Shut up, Greg!
Greg: Cintus suprimus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: You wimp!

Movie: E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial
[watching Elliott's house under quarantine after E.T.'s death]
Steve: Something's happening.
Greg: [sarcastically] Ooh, they're gonna die.
Tyler: Shut up, Greg.
Steve: Something is definitely happening.

Movie: E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial