Dragnet Quotes


Det. Joe Friday: There's a word for that woman. Unfortunately, that word is not in my vocabulary.

TV Show: Dragnet

Det. Joe Friday: You have the right to remain silent, so do it!

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Det. Joe Friday: You know why cops serve arrest warrants at six AM? Because people are sleepy and stupid, full of attitude.

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Greg: My lawyer's gonna eat you.
Det. Joe Friday: You ever notice how many people claim their lawyers eat human flesh?
Det. Frank Smith: Might be a cult thing.

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Drug Dealer: Cops, the other white meat.
Det. Frank Smith: You hear what he did there, Joe? He called us pigs, but in like a roundabout kinda way.

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Man: You gonna bother these people?
Det. Frank Smith: We're gonna bother a lot of people until we find out who bothered Whitney Lynde.

TV Show: Dragnet