Dorf on Golf (V) Quotes
Dorf: Now Leonard, with dat well-trained caddy eye of yours, how far would you say we are from da nearest hole? [Leonard takes a long moment to look far across the course.]
Leonard: Far.
Leonard: Far.
Movie: Dorf on Golf (V)
[Dorf is in the rough trying to get his ball out while Leonard watches on from a far distance.]
Dorf: [shouting] Leonard! Keepa your eye ona da ball! [Pause.]
Leonard: [shouting] Right! [Dorf swings and misses.]
Leonard: [shouting] Was that a stroke?
Dorf: [shouting] No! When you hit da ball, it's a stroke! Dat was just practice!
Leonard: [shouting] Right! [Dorf swings and misses again.]
Leonard: [shouting] Another practice?
Dorf: [shouting] Shut up!
Dorf: [shouting] Leonard! Keepa your eye ona da ball! [Pause.]
Leonard: [shouting] Right! [Dorf swings and misses.]
Leonard: [shouting] Was that a stroke?
Dorf: [shouting] No! When you hit da ball, it's a stroke! Dat was just practice!
Leonard: [shouting] Right! [Dorf swings and misses again.]
Leonard: [shouting] Another practice?
Dorf: [shouting] Shut up!
Movie: Dorf on Golf (V)